The Mum Song

This is all the phrases a mom says in a 24 hour period of time condensed down to 2 1/2 minutes.

Oh Kid!!

A friend of mine posted this on her facebook page. I think it totally applies to kids in general... and mine specifically. LOL!!!

If you're just a little exhausted at the end of this... you have the idea of what being a parent is all about. Now times this by the number of kids and BINGO!

Darth Vader Voice Over

Must Watch!!

If you think things are at their worst . . .

Just when you think life is as bad as it can possibly get.... watch this!!

It will help you feel worse. LOL!

Japanese Commercials

I just can't get enough of these. Some are so creative and some are just very odd.

Enjoy!!

This first one is for Tuna... with a definate Star Wars influence.



This is...

Well.... You just need to see it.

It is a commercial about high blood pressure.

I have the funniest 3 year old!!

I posted these on my Facebook page. I thought I would post them here since not everyone who comes here has access to my Facebook page. Enjoy!
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These were all posted Thursday April 8th:


Last night we had Breakfast Burritos (scrambled eggs with onion and celery) and lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, green peppers, sour cream etc... all rolled up on homemade flour tortillas. This dinner is not hard but it takes time to chop everything up and to make the tortillas.

After everyone had 1 or 2 - family members started pushing themselves away from the table. Not our 3 year old. She decided to make another one herself. Round tortilla goes on the plate first.... large spoonful of sourcream spread all over... top with whatever toppings she could reach. Looked pretty good. Then she did something that made my husband and I gasp. She picked up her cup of water (that she had just asked daddy to refill) and was just about to dump it over her plate. We put on the breaks and prevented a great floodding of good food.

Daddy said, "I don't want to see you pour water over your food."

Tinkerbell said, "Well, then just don't look."

(My husband corrected me and said that Tinkerbell really said: "Well, then don't watch me.")

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Lunchtime... today.... I made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I said that everyone who ate their sandwiches could have grapes. Tinkerbell was the only one still eating (I gave her the smallest sandwich). I did cave and let her have a small handful of grapes - hoping this would be incentive for her to finish eating.

I said, "When your sandwich is gone you can have some more grapes."

She ran out of the room with it and came back empy handed. Smiling gleefully.

I noticed she no longer had a sandwich and knew there was no way a little girl her age and size could finish off 1/2 a sandwich in 3 seconds (her 10 year old brother could - LOL). I asked her to show me what she did with her sandwich.

She ran down the hall to her bedroom and retreived it.

Tinkerbell said, "I just didn't want you to see it."
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Ok.. I have to add another one from her today.

She and I opened the window blinds on opposite ends of the room to let light in and open the windows for air. She jumped up and excitedly said, "Mommy, we turned the windows on!"

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.

At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 35 success is . . . having money.

At age 50 success is . . . having money.

At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.

At age 75 success is . . . having friends.

At age 80 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.

3) Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

Baby Boys...

This is the funniest thing ever!!! You MUST watch!

This is for Doctor Who fans!!

An amazingly fast and funny skit by David Tennant and Catherine Tate.

Embedding has been disabled so you will have to click on the link and view it on facebook directly. You won't be disappointed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHAJ4VFStUE&feature=PlayList&p=02S10GTJgXE

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