Jabber Box - Age 10
Power Ranger - Age 7
Tinker Bell - Age 4
Location: Children downstairs in family room. Mother in the kitchen. Father in his office. Both parents are upstairs.
Time: Evening - preparations for dinner have commenced.
Tinker Bell: *** Wahhhh!*** (crying loudly with the intention of being heard by all)
Jabber Box: (Yelling from the family room to gain the attention of either parent)
"Power Ranger just hit Tinker Bell in the eye with a Penguin!!!"
. . . . (House goes completely quiet for 3 seconds) . . .
Jabber Box: (Yelling up a clarification to his recent statement)
"A TOY Penguin, not a real one!"
WHEW!! What a relief!!
I thought we had a band of marauding real penguins aiding in the abuse of our 4 year old at the hand of our 7 year old. Whew! Glad to know it was only the devious handy work of a passive penguin.
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