I want to know why....
Why does a cat think that the BEST place to hang out is at the top of the stairs . . .
. . . in the middle of that hallway that leads to many important rooms.
Depending on where you are and where you want to go... pretty much everyone trying to go ANYWHERE in the house MUST pass over this "intelligent" cat.
In other words.... THIS cat seems to think that being right in the middle of where everyone has to walk (and trip on him) is the BEST place to hang out (and blend in with the carpet).
Again . . . I ask you . . . WHY?!?!
2 comments:
It's all part of the cat conspiracy. All cats try subtle techniques in which they try to kill their owner, making it look like an accident of course, and eat them. Unfortunately (for the cat) most of their attempts fail miserably. This is why cats will lie in wait for you at every opportunity. By the way, you might think that a cat licking you is a sign of affection. It's not. They are just trying to tenderize you for when they succeed.
I LOVE IT!!!!
"They are just trying to tenderize you for when they succeed."
I totally agree!!!
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