Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Space - The Final Frontier




I LOVE Star Trek!!!!!

When I was a kid I would have thought someone must have been severely delusional if they attached that statement to ME.

You see.... I am the youngest kid (a girl) and I grew up with 2 brothers. We are very close in age. They are 1 and 2 years older than myself. When we would play (anything) together we were typically split up into "teams" - intentional or not we ended up this way. The brother in the middle is deaf. Sometimes the oldest brother would overlook the deafness and want to play with his brother for the sole reason it was another boy to play with. Other times the deaf brother would be "cast off" and be teamed up with the little sister because it was easier to play the way he wanted without these 2 speedbumps.

I was often frustrated with one or both of these brothers. I was quite a tom-boy and I did like to play with match-box cars, cap guns, my dad's tools, etc... I played on a baseball team for 2 years (girls only team) and loved to go camping, to Luke Air Force base for the air shows, loved car shows and loved "programming" our Commodore Vic20 computer when we finally got one.

My brothers had Scouts and I would get so frustrated that I couldn't get to do the fun stuff they were doing and get credit for it like they did. For example. One year my dad let me make my own pinewood derby car. He was one of the scout leaders and his job was to weigh the cars and get them to the correct weights. When all the racing was over and the awards were handed out I got to race my car. I was so frustrated to race against the top winners (the guys who got the real shiny gold pinewood derby shaped trophies) and my car was nearly a full foot in front of theirs with every run. THEY got the trophies... I wasn't "allowed" simply because I was born a girl.

This never ending list of frustrations kept building up from day 1. Because of this I found that I would often "choose" to be the opposite of anything male related. My mom spend most of her time in the kitchen so my dad and brothers typically ruled the television. They loved to watch baseball games, football games, westerns and war movies. I use to roll my eyes every time any of these programs would come on tv.

It was one of the times I was being overly frustrated with my brothers for something (who knows what or why) when I decided to hate everything they loved. I hated westerns and army movies (don't get me started about John Wayne), sports on television and basically anything they liked. One day a new (to us) show came on and I KNEW my oldest brother loved this show because he could recite the opening monologue...

(the voice of Captain James T. Kirk) Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no man has gone before.

Well, if my brother loved this show so much... I MUST hate it. I refused to sit down and really watch it. It was on when I was in the room but I found it easy to make fun of the drama of Captain James Tiberius Kirk with his "hurry up and wait" type of speaking. I would reprimand myself if I discovered that I had enjoyed the episode that just aired. I would secretly imagine myself as one of the characters - typically one of the multi-colored vampish women who seduced Captain Kirk. I wished I could be the one girl alien who could ruffle the stoic exterior of Mr. Spock.

Many years passed and I had swept Star Trek under the rug. Life continued and the show had come to an end. Then one day a deep sexy male voice with an accent I found intoxicating came on and the all too familiar monologue came wafting out the speakers of my television.

(the voice of Captain Jean-Luc Picard) Space... the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no one has gone before.

The old feelings of "I MUST hate this show" immediately surfaced. But, that voice.... was so different. Hey, wait a minute, this Picard guy didn't talk in a "hurry up and wait" mode. Matter of fact his voice was like nectar - pulling me in and holding me captive. No one was regurgitating the same phrases "I'm giving her all she's got Capt'n!" or "I'm a Doctor Jim, not a ___(put ANY word here)!". They actually had more than 1 woman in the crew. I decided this new show needed some investigation. When I discovered that my brother HATED this show (he was Uber loyal to Captain Kirk) I (of course) decided that this was the BEST SHOW ever!!!! I was able to create my own relationship with the characters separate from my brother. I quickly discovered this was an amazing show with quite a lot of depth to it. It provided me several scenarios that made my brain hurt (alt. universes etc.). The women were not all blue or green. Matter of fact they actually got to wear clothes and have brains.

I have since watched every Star Trek creation weather done as a first-run or a rerun. Only one exception to this... the more recent series "Enterprise". I eagerly awaited it's airing. A little skeptical since they were pulling a "Star Wars" on us all and going back to when space exploration was new (prior to James T. Kirk). After watching the steamy and unnecessary decontamination episode I decided that this new show was trying for the shock value and not sticking to the typical Star Trek formula that worked so well. I quit watching... the show continued for 4 seasons... I didn't watch. I don't know what planets they discovered, what adventures they went on, who they shared technology with.... Bummer. I'll keep the sweet memories from the other shows in my mind.

The Original Series (80 episodes)
The Next Generation (176 episodes)
Deep Space Nine (173 episodes)
Voyager (170 episodes)
Enterprise (98 episodes)
There are TONS of movies and a few other spin offs that I've left off this list.

Let me say it again.... I LOVE STAR TREK!!!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Star Trek Video Favorites

Just in a Star Trek mood....








I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!
(I've seen an AMAZING fan video verion that blew this one out of the water. I've been searching for over an hour and have given up to get this posted. This video is the best alternative I could find.)

Monday, April 12, 2010

I have the funniest 3 year old!!

I posted these on my Facebook page. I thought I would post them here since not everyone who comes here has access to my Facebook page. Enjoy!
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These were all posted Thursday April 8th:


Last night we had Breakfast Burritos (scrambled eggs with onion and celery) and lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, green peppers, sour cream etc... all rolled up on homemade flour tortillas. This dinner is not hard but it takes time to chop everything up and to make the tortillas.

After everyone had 1 or 2 - family members started pushing themselves away from the table. Not our 3 year old. She decided to make another one herself. Round tortilla goes on the plate first.... large spoonful of sourcream spread all over... top with whatever toppings she could reach. Looked pretty good. Then she did something that made my husband and I gasp. She picked up her cup of water (that she had just asked daddy to refill) and was just about to dump it over her plate. We put on the breaks and prevented a great floodding of good food.

Daddy said, "I don't want to see you pour water over your food."

Tinkerbell said, "Well, then just don't look."

(My husband corrected me and said that Tinkerbell really said: "Well, then don't watch me.")

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Lunchtime... today.... I made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I said that everyone who ate their sandwiches could have grapes. Tinkerbell was the only one still eating (I gave her the smallest sandwich). I did cave and let her have a small handful of grapes - hoping this would be incentive for her to finish eating.

I said, "When your sandwich is gone you can have some more grapes."

She ran out of the room with it and came back empy handed. Smiling gleefully.

I noticed she no longer had a sandwich and knew there was no way a little girl her age and size could finish off 1/2 a sandwich in 3 seconds (her 10 year old brother could - LOL). I asked her to show me what she did with her sandwich.

She ran down the hall to her bedroom and retreived it.

Tinkerbell said, "I just didn't want you to see it."
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Ok.. I have to add another one from her today.

She and I opened the window blinds on opposite ends of the room to let light in and open the windows for air. She jumped up and excitedly said, "Mommy, we turned the windows on!"