The Penguin

Cast:
Jabber Box - Age 10
Power Ranger - Age 7
Tinker Bell - Age 4

Location: Children downstairs in family room. Mother in the kitchen. Father in his office. Both parents are upstairs.

Time: Evening - preparations for dinner have commenced.




Tinker Bell: *** Wahhhh!*** (crying loudly with the intention of being heard by all)



Jabber Box: (Yelling from the family room to gain the attention of either parent)

"Power Ranger just hit Tinker Bell in the eye with a Penguin!!!"



. . . . (House goes completely quiet for 3 seconds) . . .



Jabber Box: (Yelling up a clarification to his recent statement)

"A TOY Penguin, not a real one!"




WHEW!! What a relief!!
I thought we had a band of marauding real penguins aiding in the abuse of our 4 year old at the hand of our 7 year old. Whew! Glad to know it was only the devious handy work of a passive penguin.

Happy 4th Birthday "Tinker Bell"

Yup! Another birthday! This time it's Tinker Bell's turn. She gets to be a BIG 4 year old!! WOOT!!

Here's a short trip through her life:

Birth ~


1 Year Old ~


2 Year Old ~


3 Year Old ~


4 Year Old ~
I asked her to go stand "there" and pose for a picture. She gave me this (and more)....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINKER BELL!!!
You sure are a fun daughter!

Blackadder - Don't mention Macbeth

This is for all my theatre geek friends out there.

The School Master

Oh.. I just love Rowan Atkinson. I love his qwerky style of comedy.

Rowan Atkinson as a schoolmaster taking attendance at a British school for boys.

Why?!?

I want to know why....

Why does a cat think that the BEST place to hang out is at the top of the stairs . . .

. . . in the middle of that hallway that leads to many important rooms.

Depending on where you are and where you want to go... pretty much everyone trying to go ANYWHERE in the house MUST pass over this "intelligent" cat.

In other words.... THIS cat seems to think that being right in the middle of where everyone has to walk (and trip on him) is the BEST place to hang out (and blend in with the carpet).

Again . . . I ask you . . . WHY?!?!

Bohemian Rhapsody

I seem to be on a muppet craze these days. (I need to get out more)

Enjoy!

If you think things are at their worst . . .

Just when you think life is as bad as it can possibly get.... watch this!!

It will help you feel worse. LOL!